All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go

Yes, all dressed up and nowhere to go is the complete story of my life. I feel like everywhere that I go I am over dressed. Maybe, its because I live in a small town that mainly consist of white people average age 70. Maybe, that's why overtime I leave my house and go to the store everyone stares at me as if I am from Outer Space. I am the most fabulous person in this town. I am not being vain at all, that's not even my style but I am. Everyone dresses like they are going to work in the fields. This poses a very big problem for me, its almost depressing to see these tasteless people day end and day out. But, I will be sure to keep you all posted.